Local cycling legend returns to Team redlands at tonight's meeting. said legend and local mountain bike specialist officially signs with team redlands. Said rider purchased 2 new kits and has agreed to put his boys in a set of bibs for the first time in his career.
His dilemma is should he shave his legs or wind his watch with the extra 5 minutes at his disposal in the shower. Really this is his dilemma. He really wants to keep his lifestyle but does not want to look like a Fred at the group ride. He really looks forward to your advice and encouragement. Keep an eye out for the new guy.
Good thing I bugged Turner's food because I am not great at reading lips. Anybody have some special espionage software that can lift his voice from 60 decibel background noise?
ReplyDelete....I guess I'll try to shave with my other hand. Wish me luck with my attempt at multitasking.
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