Was I the only one that got this e-mail ?
Dear Chopper,
Please read the following closely. This is your first warning regarding your continued riding with Team Redlands. Since joining Team Redlands we have noticed that you’re riding fitness and overall skills have diminished considerably. They did not have far to go.
Your personal folder is chocked full of various injuries. Frankly, blaming your riding on Munchhausen syndrome was the last straw. Being 47 is also no excuse. Many active seniors continue to ride at your age.
If you continue to ride at this unacceptable level your case will be forwarded to a review panel. The panel has the authority to strip you of your Kit and official Team Redlands water bottles. As you can see this is no joke.
Additionally you have 1 month to loose that extra 10 pounds you have been carrying. If you think looking like Winnie the Pooh is good maybe you should go back to work for Disneyland.
Sincerely,
Team Redlands Review Board
PS: Cut your hair Brady Bunch!
Don't worry, you're not alone. I was punished for my lazy riding schedule with instructions to ride intervals up Wildwood to Oak Glen Rd last weekend. What others don't know is that sometimes those that ride the least have the most fun, Brady Bunch hair, injuries and all.
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