There are lots of dates on the calender the good people of hallmark and the federal government place particular importance upon. If you ask me the first Monday in January is by far and away the biggest come to Jesus date of them all. Because this is the day of the year you realize all of the following.
- You spent way too much money on crap gifts.
- You are a fatty.
- Y2010K did not crash your computer. Porn did.
- Your ARM just rest again on that Yuciapa track home from hell.
- The crap you put on the back burner at work before the holiday break is boiling over.
- You did not get in the big winter x-mas base miles you thought you would.
See you at Gay Church (gym) tonight. I will be the Fatty in the cardio Abs spin boot camp room trying to get rid of that winter coat.
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