Happy Birthday from Corporate America

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Happy birthday to me , I started my morning at IHOP . This is where an American can still get a free meal on his birthday. Thanks for nothing to Denny's who dropped the free meal around the time they failed to serve federal agents because they didn't look the part ?

Next stop was Taco Bell another establishment that gives you a free combo meal on your birthday. Later today I plan on going to Hooters for a free t-shirt and song. I will try and remember the song they sing. Maybe happy birthday.

As I Googled free crap on your birthday I was really surprised to see all the stuff out in America that is available for free. Free just because on this day in 1962 my parents had a untimely child a good 12 years after my brother and sister were born.

Anyhow thanks Corporate America for the birthday wishes and the free food. Maybe next year I will have a party at my house. That is unless HANGAR 24 starts serving free beer on your birthday.