This weekend marked the beginning of Cycling rush here in Redlands. Our team received around 300 applications to join Team Redlands. Regretfully we were only allowed to fill a couple of slots.
The initial phase of hazing , I mean initiations was to perform many duties of the domestique. In the past some of the news guys had trouble getting Norms bagel just right and Hectors Latte order foamy enough.
Currently the most promising applicant is a guy with an Ironman Tattoo on his leg. His Taxes are in order and he is in much need of a free Insurance "what if." His resume includes a bar fight with a tranny and he has eaten a 72 ounce steak at the Big Texan in Dallas.
Welcome Brain, can you pick up my helmet.
Sorry to disappoint you, but you've gotten your facts mixed up; The bar fight was over a steak... with a 72 year old tranny named Dallas. (coincidently, the steak knife scars only show when I'm bent over picking up helmets.)
ReplyDeleteHmm, what an interesting concept, Team Redlands actually accepting a new comer...
ReplyDeleteAbel does not know this but he was part of a 3 team deal that involved CVV , Free Tubes and a rider to be named later. The deal fell through at the 12 hour or he would be leading out Contador next year !
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