The Redlands Bike classic week has begun. Some of the deeper pocket teams have already arrived in town. I was driving home on Sunset when I saw a rider relieving himself.
Here are a few reminders to all riders while your in our town:
1. Public urination will not be tolerated on the south side of Redlands. Feel free while riding the Beaumont stage.
2. ESRI is the biggest employer in our town. I have never met anyone who knows what that stands for.
3. Leave our women alone.
4. No need to lock your car doors or even take your bikes off your racks at night.
5. If you are gonna win a stage Don't even think about peeling a orange while powering up Citrus avenue , JT tried it once and got pulp in his eye.
Thanks for protecting us from the hot men in tight shorts. We appreciate it. As for ESRI, I don't know what it means either (sorry Matt), but word on the street is that it is no longer referred to as "E.S.R.I." but "Esri" (like Es-ree). Just passing the info on.
ReplyDeleteSeriously does anyone know what ESRI stands for ? , The first reader to answer will recieve a free Team Redlands water bottle.
ReplyDeleteEnvironmental Systems Research Institute...I love free stuff.
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