"O" ring beware

A good friend from Austin read my post yesterday. Here is a brief excerpt from his e-mail.

Hey Chopper,

Wow, Sorry to hear that your getting you ass kicked by the local fat kids on mountain bikes. That can be frustrating when your bike cost more than their house. I thought you were connected with some obscure government agency, can't you just make problems go away.

Anyway I have sent you a few cans of Lance's Biker Beans. These babies have been putting me at the front of the peloton for years. The above photo has been enhanced so you can see the true power out put.

Just combine these beans with your favorite breakfast food and get ready to see and smell the results. your friends will notice the difference. just don't do any lead outs until you can control your new found power. A blown out '' O'' ring is a possibility.

And warning please do not under any circumstances attempt to run after eating a can, the effects are devastating.

Just another reason why I don't run anymore.