The weekend in Anaheim went off without a hitch. No fights in the bathroom, no fights in the parking lot and only one fight in the stands. That fight was over a foul ball. Angel fans down the right field foul pole think you should throw back a foul ball hit by a Red Sox player. The Red Sox swept all 4 games in Anaheim. Suck it Angel fan.
A quick note to all Angel fans:
- No one who roots for Boston considers you a rival team.
- Anaheim Stadium is not Wrigley Field.
- A Rally Monkey is a toy you were duped into buying not a tool to score more runs.
- A stadium you drive to sucks. Sitting in a $15 parking lot traffic jam is lame.
- Sushi is not stadium food.
- Changing your name to Los Angeles is not really accurate. Why not Garden Grove ?
Good luck the rest of the season Angel fan its always nice when we get to spank the rally monkey in the playoffs.
I grew up in La Habra, therefore I have always been an Angel fan. I feel compelled to address your note to all Angel fans. I believe it may help in your understanding of the Orange county baseball mindset.
ReplyDeleteIn order:
-Although Red Sox fans are annoying, they are absolutely preferable to Yankee fans.
-Posers in the right field corner must've seen a Cub game, and thought it would give themselves fan cred if they tossed a ball back onto the field. Real Angel fans know that a foul ball is a gift from God, and should be treated as such.
-A Rally Monkey is a toy, you buy it for your kids to keep them busy while you enjoy the game (House of Pain is still cool).
-The stadium is ok, the city sucks. Park by Rubio's for $5 and walk in.
-Sushi is just a choice, if you want to go hard core, sit in the view section and dip those giant moths in nacho cheese like the drunk college guys do.
-We all want them to be called the California Angels again.
Enjoy your early season success! Papelbon still looks like a sunfish.
Don't kill the messenger, I'm using the Mrs. google account, she's innocent...
Thanks Fit Mommy husband,
ReplyDeleteIn Jim Rome's world he would say Rack em. Your response will go towards the huge comment of the year. Nice. Let's face it Angel fans are not all bad they booed Donnie Moore into well you know. Lyman bostock once renounced his pay for a month,No other athlete has ever made such a gesture for poor play. Gene Autry was a real cowboy. You can park for free by the marriott. The hooters is within walking distance. Brain downing wore cool glasses. They let Nolan Ryan go because he didnt have anyore more good years. just 2 more no hitters. Frank Tannana did seem like a better choice. Angel players over the years have never been the problem here are my favorites: Wally Joyner, Disco Dan Ford, Michael atwater Witt, Bob Boone,Bobby Grich,Don Baylor and Reggie Jackson who got 50 cents for every fan that walked thru the gates at the Big A.
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