The team meeting was a great success tonight. We all got on board and the new skipper was introduced. If you were unable to attend please stop by the shop and get your clothing order form .
The new kits were unvailed. They are guaranteed to give you a return of +/- 5% advantage over a 70 mile ride. This was confirmed by an independent study held by Wright Patterson AFB in conjunction with the university of Purdue. This study is not to be confused with the gait analysis study of 2008 held at LLU.
A snipe hunt was held for all the new guy's behind Cyclery USA. Ramon declared a winner and all participants were given a complimentary water bottle. The winner recieved a free lifetime tune-up.The free lifetime tune-up fair market value could not be determined.
I spent $ 350.00 on kits and blamed my low order on the economy. I will stay towards the back of the pack next summer when I am stretching my bibs for 2 rides. I really hope I don't get shammy flu.
New Skipper, New Kits, Snipe Hunt, Shammy flu...what's going on?
ReplyDeleteFeel free to come into Stell's before the Saturday ride and sample our new Continental Breakfast for all team riders. You will be required to sit through a 90 minute presentation so show by 6:00 am
ReplyDeleteAbel is defecting back to Team Redlands? Cool! How about another new sponsor? Maybe Hanger 24? Free beer anyone? Then you'll have a new energy drink to counteract the Shammy flu.
ReplyDeleteHow come there's only one fish in the Redlands Fish Bowl? What happened to everyone else??? (And who might that fish be?) ;-)
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