Team Redlands Members who maintain their membership in good standing and keep there membership card with them at all times receive many benefits not available to the general public.
For example:
A free auto insurance quote from State Farm
Pizza delivery from your local Domino's in selected areas of Redlands near the country club on the south side of the freeway.
A free cup of steaming hot coffee from Stell's all summer long.
A 10 minute shoulder message from a LLU graduate student.
A cursory review of your property line.
Additional membership privileges will be added as the season continues. rumours of free orthodontia are just rumours.
What about a discount on carpet cleaning, free legal advice, a gyno exam, a tax evasion pardon, and a get out of jail free card for running stop signs?
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