The Tour De France is over. Your TV and life can now return to it's regularly scheduled programming.
I will miss the Tour De France, here are my final observations
1. Brothers should not be allowed to compete in the same race it's just too confusing for Alberto Contador.
2. Is the Gieco lizard an announcer for Versus. You never see Paul, Phil or him in the same room.
3. The polka dot chicks are always the best looking podium chicks.
4. Oak Glenn would probably look like Alp d'huez from a helicopter.
5. Johnny Hoogerland is the toughest MO FO on the planet.
6. Bike changes at the bottom of a climb are total BS.
7. America has lots of cycling teams. I am proud to be an American.
8. My driveway has been officially graded an HC climb in honor of the tour.
9. All RV's in Europe come in 3 colors. White, egg shell and off white.
10. Baseball is still the greatest game. Go RED SOX !!!!
I will miss the Tour De France, here are my final observations
1. Brothers should not be allowed to compete in the same race it's just too confusing for Alberto Contador.
2. Is the Gieco lizard an announcer for Versus. You never see Paul, Phil or him in the same room.
3. The polka dot chicks are always the best looking podium chicks.
4. Oak Glenn would probably look like Alp d'huez from a helicopter.
5. Johnny Hoogerland is the toughest MO FO on the planet.
6. Bike changes at the bottom of a climb are total BS.
7. America has lots of cycling teams. I am proud to be an American.
8. My driveway has been officially graded an HC climb in honor of the tour.
9. All RV's in Europe come in 3 colors. White, egg shell and off white.
10. Baseball is still the greatest game. Go RED SOX !!!!
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