Thanks Al Gore !

I really hate Face book and I am not just saying that , I really hate it. I hear people tell me all the time the lame reasons they have to be on it. My grandparents want to see pictures of our kids. I did it to stay in touch for my class reunion. I am a welder and it connects me with the other welders in the union. What ?

Wait did you just say you want to make pictures of your kids available on the Internet for people to see. yeah say that 3 times out loud. Guess what granny ain't on the world wide web. Just ask Chris Hansen.

I am waiting patiently for a web site called shitlist.com. On shitlist.com you would have a list of people on your shitlist. Instead of that playful e-mail from some freak from high school who added you to his list of 500 friends you would get an e-mail from shitlist.com

Each morning you would check your e-mail and see you just got added to three more shitlists. That would be a good use of the World Wide Web , thanks Al Gore and PS your on my shitlist.

Chris Hansen has a message

You come here to get the lastest cycling information. Yeah right !

It's over Timmy !

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Saxo secret weapon

Rumour on the TDF today is that Andy Schleck may have a few surprises up his sleeve for tomorrows time trail. Here you can see Saxo Bank fit guru Linger Hummu demonstrating Andy's new Aero position.

Linger Hummu Miss Luxembourger 1997 has been the Saxo Bank fit guru for the last few years. Andy's position will bring back memories of Greg Lemond and his dramatic TT comeback of yesteryear.

Linger's radical new aero position should do the trick tomorrow. If not they can always go to plan B , transplanting Fabian's legs onto Andy's body. Fabian has been resting his legs all week in preparation for tomorrows TT just in case.

Is that an Euskaltel jersey ?

Due to a scheduling conflict Lindsay Lohan will miss WICAM fundraiser. Miss Lohan had been scheduled to be the rider of honor in the 50K ride for sobriety.

The cycling world and Miss Lohan had entered into a partnership to bring more awareness to the world of drinking and cycling. Cyclist have always been encouraged to drink. I mean just look at the 2 water bottle cages each bike come with.

Yes, many riders cant fight the urge to drink and just give into the pressure.In her absence it is asked that all riders keep the drinking to 2 bottles and no going back to the team car for more.

What's in your bottle ?

Andy and Pistol Boy a chopper original.